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(no subject) [Nov. 15th, 2005|09:09 pm]
Matt
http://ipods.freepay.com/?r=24945176
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(no subject) [Jan. 6th, 2004|08:31 pm]
Matt
[music |ODB - i got your money]

Goodday people what a forgotten classic ol'dirty bastard feat kelis - got your money is. its so funny but yeh hello im ok how are you.

GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
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(no subject) [Jan. 4th, 2004|08:44 pm]
Matt
[music |still avril]

ahh so thanks to katey tom is talking to me now hehe, but doesnt seem like he really wants to be, ARRGGHHH WHY CANT I BE POSITIVE FOR FUCKING ONCE. Ive only felt this way about someone once before and i really thourht i loved this person sounds pathetic doesnt it hmm call me lame if you want lol.
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Randomness [Jan. 4th, 2004|07:16 pm]
Matt
[mood |depresseddepressed]
[music |Avril lavigne - i dont give a]

Heya sad people who actually read my journal lol, Im just sat in my room obviously at the computer listening to avril lavigne - i dont give, strange really for such a rockyish fast song it makes me cry and gives me shivers all down my spine i guess it may be because its helens favorite song and tom likes it, tom being the guy ive been speaking to for ages. I seen pictures of him and thort he was hot but now ive seen him hes the most gorgeous thing ever. I guess ive been speaking to him for at least 6 months and he has never ever asked any questions about sex or anything he has the best personality you could ever imagine. Kate says he likes me but i guess im just paranoid or somthing i supose in away i cant face the fact that someone might actually like me as i dont like myself ok this is getting abit of a depressing entry now but ill carry on lol. Its kinda weird i told katey one time that i really liked my next door neighbour everytime i talked about him or saw him i get shivering and funny feelings in my stomach i get the exact same with tom. I said to Kate that i fall for people so easily but im not to sure that i do ive been talking to him for ages and i no alot about him him also knows alot about me so i guess its not to bad. I guess ill just worry somemore and stuff because lets face it theres nuffin i can do really is there. Then again the paranoia of thinking tom didnt like me when we met and thinking about him for a while i havent been eatting being sick and stuff random girlie shit i really should learn to like myself who i am and what i look like but i cant deal with being rejected and stuff it makes me think theres summat wrong with me and i try to change myself throwing up is the only way i can deal with this i guess i cant help it when ever im like near food litterally i throw up.

Love you all

If anyone reads this

matt
xxxxx
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(no subject) [Dec. 13th, 2003|12:13 am]
Matt

FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young KILLER named BORIS. He was APOLSTRY DIETING in the FURBY forest when he met UMMMMMMMMM CLEMANT, a run-away BARMAN from the OHHHH COOKIE Queen SIDARKO.

BORIS could see that UMMMMMMMMM CLEMANT was hungry so he reached into his CERAMIC POT and give him his NOT AGAIN KOSURE MEAL. UMMMMMMMMM CLEMANT was thankful for BORIS's KOSURE MEAL, so he told BORIS a very ERRRWWWWWW story about Queen SIDARKO's daughter CLAUDIA. How her mother, the OHHHH COOKIE Queen SIDARKO, kept her locked away in a CARD BOARD BOX protected by a gigantic GOAT, because CLAUDIA was so OHH DEATH.

BORIS SHUT. He vowed to UMMMMMMMMM CLEMANT the BARMAN that he would save the OHH DEATH CLAUDIA. He would EATTING the GOAT, and take CLAUDIA far away from her eveil mother, the OHHHH COOKIE Queen SIDARKO, and FARTING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a HURDY GURDY A LEAK and UMMMMMMMMM CLEMANT the BARMAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GOAT from his story. OHHHH COOKIE Queen SIDARKO KEELED out from behind a STEREO SYSTEM and struck BORIS dead. In the far off CARD BOARD BOX you could hear a PUSSY FART.

THE END.

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(no subject) [Dec. 13th, 2003|12:06 am]
Matt

FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young WANKER named DES O'HARDON. He was DEATH STRAINING in the NO forest when he met KNOB GIZMO HRRRRRTTTTTTT, a run-away DIRTY BOTTOM SCRAPER from the SPEAKER Queen NATINA FISTS.

DES O'HARDON could see that KNOB GIZMO HRRRRRTTTTTTT was hungry so he reached into his EGG CUP and give him his VERY MUCH SO FRYED POO. KNOB GIZMO HRRRRRTTTTTTT was thankful for DES O'HARDON's FRYED POO, so he told DES O'HARDON a very NOT AT ALL story about Queen NATINA FISTS's daughter MELAINE DYKES. How her mother, the SPEAKER Queen NATINA FISTS, kept her locked away in a SMELLY MUD HUT protected by a gigantic WALRIS, because MELAINE DYKES was so CLAM.

DES O'HARDON SHITTED. He vowed to KNOB GIZMO HRRRRRTTTTTTT the DIRTY BOTTOM SCRAPER that he would save the CLAM MELAINE DYKES. He would IT the WALRIS, and take MELAINE DYKES far away from her eveil mother, the SPEAKER Queen NATINA FISTS, and POOING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SLIT PISS and KNOB GIZMO HRRRRRTTTTTTT the DIRTY BOTTOM SCRAPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WALRIS from his story. SPEAKER Queen NATINA FISTS DONT DO IT out from behind a CLITTY BRUSIER 5000 and struck DES O'HARDON dead. In the far off SMELLY MUD HUT you could hear a SQEEKY FART.

THE END.

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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2003|06:16 pm]
Matt
[mood |bitchybitchy]
[music |Blue ft angie sone and some black bloke]

One is in the mood to cry, I have had to restart my computer to windows 98 my choice i guess but hey and me being such a motherfucking retard i pressed delete instead of copy some random files and lost them all can we say im gay.

laterz gayboys
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(no subject) [Dec. 4th, 2003|02:11 am]
Matt
grace



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(no subject) [Sep. 29th, 2003|04:12 pm]
Matt
[music |kate farting]

new icon

i demand you like it

now make it again
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(no subject) [Sep. 25th, 2003|09:36 pm]
Matt
some very funny stories

1.

FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young MASTURBATORY EMMIOTER named POT PIE. He was STRIDER BLASTING in the HAIRY HOLE forest when he met FAG BUTTS FATTIE, a run-away HOOKER from the SHITED UP FANNY CRACK Queen CLETUS.

POT PIE could see that FAG BUTTS FATTIE was hungry so he reached into his ASH TRAY and give him his TUNA CUCUMBER. FAG BUTTS FATTIE was thankful for POT PIE's CUCUMBER, so he told POT PIE a very CANDLE story about Queen CLETUS's daughter FLANGETA. How her mother, the SHITED UP FANNY CRACK Queen CLETUS, kept her locked away in a CHURCH protected by a gigantic JOAN, because FLANGETA was so MUSTY SMELL.

POT PIE FARTED. He vowed to FAG BUTTS FATTIE the HOOKER that he would save the MUSTY SMELL FLANGETA. He would DIEING the JOAN, and take FLANGETA far away from her eveil mother, the SHITED UP FANNY CRACK Queen CLETUS, and SHITTING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a COLD COFFE POOPIE and FAG BUTTS FATTIE the HOOKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic JOAN from his story. SHITED UP FANNY CRACK Queen CLETUS KATES FARTED out from behind a MR HAPPY and struck POT PIE dead. In the far off CHURCH you could hear a LOUD FARTING.

THE END.

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2.

FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young STINKY GUSSET named HORATIO. He was FUCK OFF LICKING in the FAT forest when he met HARD FELLITIO, a run-away SHIT SNIFFER from the FLACCID Queen HRRRRRTTT.

HORATIO could see that HARD FELLITIO was hungry so he reached into his PANTS and give him his ERECTION BELLY CRUST. HARD FELLITIO was thankful for HORATIO's BELLY CRUST, so he told HORATIO a very DEAD story about Queen HRRRRRTTT's daughter BIFFA. How her mother, the FLACCID Queen HRRRRRTTT, kept her locked away in a ASS protected by a gigantic CRUSTY FANNY, because BIFFA was so YEAST INFECTED.

HORATIO FARTED. He vowed to HARD FELLITIO the SHIT SNIFFER that he would save the YEAST INFECTED BIFFA. He would LOOKING the CRUSTY FANNY, and take BIFFA far away from her eveil mother, the FLACCID Queen HRRRRRTTT, and DIEING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a NIPPLE SHAPED PISS and HARD FELLITIO the SHIT SNIFFER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CRUSTY FANNY from his story. FLACCID Queen HRRRRRTTT OHH DO BE QUIET out from behind a DILDO and struck HORATIO dead. In the far off ASS you could hear a COCK SLIDING IN A ASS.

THE END.

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